There really is no proper way to review Piranha 3D. It’s a bloody, gross, T&A filled, viscera spewing extravaganza. To a certain mindset, this is the dumbest movie ever made. But to others, this is the greatest movie ever made. (Until Jackass 3D opens in a few months).
Here’s a list of things that can help you determine whether or not you should see this movie. Answer Yes or No to whether you like these things in movies about ravenous aquatic wildlife attacking spring break coeds:
Seriously, if you answered “No” to any of these movies, go eat pray and love somewhere else. For the rest of us people who like movies, enjoy the hell out of Piranha 3D
